Giving your life at Cracker Barrel
You can't be on fire for Christ without those fried apples, people.
The latest news in the "Republicans are completely insane and don't even understand why they're angry but by god they're gonna be so angry" hellscape permeating America is that Cracker Barrel redesigned their logo.
I'm serious; Cracker Barrel, a restaurant chain notable for selling rocking chairs as well as biscuits, updated their old-as-hell logo to your standard 2025 Stock Bland Corporate Logo ...
... and it caused the right to absolutely go bonkers.
Most of the complaining complained about "woke" and "DEI" and spewed invective against Cracker Barrel's CEO, who had the audacity to be a woman. A woman. At the Cracker Barrel! Toby Keith is spinning in his grave. (It's a special feature added to his casket as specified in his will, and it's unrelated to this story.) A lot of the absolute birdbrain nonsense looked something like this:
