cracker barrel
Giving your life at Cracker Barrel
You can't be on fire for Christ without those fried apples, people.
Bill Hanstock
billy joel
Famous last words
My very long and not-at-all complicated relationship with Billy Joel.
tv reviews
Return of the 'King'
After all these years, maybe that boy IS right.
movie review
'The Naked Gun' does stupid correctly
It's odd to think of "The Naked Gun" having a lofty legacy, but the 2025 version delivers.
movie review
Finding a film
Musing on the concept of art that just goes missing.
movie review
'Eddington' is the movie we deserve
I'm not sure why this movie is making people so mad, other than that we're just mad all the time now anyway.
hulk hogan
What to do when a bad person dies
Something finally made me write about pro wrestling. Kind of.
movie review
'First Steps' nails it
For the Fantastic Four, the fifth time is apparently the charm.
music
Ozzy Osbourne: The inspiration for the average
Listen: that headline may sound insulting, but it's a massive compliment!
food
Fast food items ranked by how many times I've had them
A very important list.
the bear
Some days, 'The Bear' eats you
Thoughts on the popular FX "comedy" four seasons in.
dc
'Superman' returns to his goofy roots
A lovely return to form for a hero who needed a fresh look.